Nasib Baik Aku Bukan Calon Hulu Selangor

Kalau aku ni takdirnya calon Hulu Selangor PR, pastinya botol di tangan aku akan disuperimpose menjadi botol whisky. Kerusi kosong di sebelahku mungkin disuperimposekan supaya mungkin awek seksi duduk di situ.

Itu kalau aku calon PR.

Kalau aku calon BN, pastinya botol ditanganku akan menjadi botol air zamzam, atau sekurang-kurangnya air musoffa. Kerusi kosong tu mungkin akan didudukkan dengan Bill Gates ke, Yusuf Qardhawi ke atau Albert Einstein supaya aku nampak hebat berbincang secara santai dengan tokoh dan genius dunia.

Tapi itu semua tak akan berlaku.

Air botol hitam di tangan aku hanyalah air jus oren tango yang terkenal zaman 90-an dahulu dengan tagline ' you know when you've been tango'ed'. Aku sebenarnya di Oxford, dalam perjalanan menuju ke puncak suatu menara yang aku dah lupa namanya (Carfax Tower? Beritahu Pak Cik Google). Berhenti sekejap ambil gambar ....

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Carfax Tower
(Hop Off at stop 7 to visit)

Climb 99 steps to the top of the tower to get a bird's eye view of Oxford's "Dreaming Spires".
In 1818 St Martin's church was rebuilt complete with tower, however towards the end of the 19th century, mounting traffic problems necessitated road widening. The church, apart from it's tower, was demolished in 1896. The tower is all that remains today. On the east facade the church clock is adorned by two "quarter boys", who hit the bells at every "quarter" of the hour.

Open daily 10am - 5.30pm (4.30 in October).Adults £2.20 - Seniors £2.20 - Students £2.20 - Children (under 16) £1.10Location at the junction of St Aldates / Cornmarket St and High Street / Queen Street, Oxford(Managed by City Sightseeing on behalf of Oxford City Council)