Friday, October 8, 2010

Dear Miss Nor Ruzzana


Waalaikumussalam Ruzzana,


I did not really read your email since I think I have read similar emails from some Malaysian females working at the same company as yours. How many Malaysians are actually working there?


Ruzzana,


Thanks for your offer, it makes water flows from my mouth. Sadly, I just got my phone line disconnected this month. I am struggling to pay the RM450 (just 118 USD) monthly to my landlord. I hope the people from the bank will not come and repossess my junk car. Ruzzana, what I am trying to say is, you got the wrong person!


Miss,


It is breaking my heart to break somebody else's heart. Here I reccommend some connections that might have big interest in your offer.


1. You should approach PERKASA president. He could do anything you can imagine in the name of Malay interest.


2. You can send your proposal to the State Government of Malacca. I think enormous help is waiting for you there. You could even have a free ride on a big rotating wheel. Believe me, it's fun. Sorry, I forgot. You already got that wheel in London.


3. You can come to Malaysia house of Parliament and distribute circulars on this germstone business. I am sure, almost all the MPs will join the scam oppsss the scheme. But don't approach the MP with the white ketayap, it will be a waste of time. Time is gemstone right? But one particular MP with white ketayap is a good catch though. Try him, he is about 5 ft, medium built, an inch beard, no moustache, speckie. You can find him among the independent MPs. In fact all the independent MPs might join you. Believe me.


4. You can also go to Galas constituency in Gua Musang. I hope you know where Gua Musang is. Your target is the people who believe in whatever reported by Utusan, Berita and Sinar. If they can swallow what's being produced by the three stooges, I think your task is easy. You might want some assisstance in doing this, so look for one guy. He will be tapping rubber trees while surrounded by a bunch of stupid looking hungry for money goons.


Ruzzana,


Your beautiful name reminds me when I was in secondary school. I used to sing the song Rozana by the popular rock band, Search. I am sure you know the song too.


Ruzzana,


Hope my suggestions will be of good help to you. Thanks. Don't bother to send the email to me again. I don't want to be rich too quickly.


Yours,

Cikli.

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This is Ruzzana email

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Assalamalaikum,


I'm Nor Ruzzana Bt Ghafar, working in a gemstones processing company here in United Kingdom. I will like to introduce to you this great business opportunity, I need your urgent assistance which will also be benefiting to you in terms of co-operation and friendship. I am contacting you because I don’t want to lose this contact and I know that me and you is going to get a good reward from the business in the future. Now i want you to be the supplier (agent) to the company where I work so that me and you can take advantage of this business opportunity in the company now. My company wants a product called (CHROME GEMSTONES POLISH). The CHROME GEMSTONES POLISH is mainly used in the gemological laboratory for the purification and polish of gemstones clarity treatment, it penetrate deep into gemstones and vaporizes out black inclusion it.


The original supplier of this product is in (Malaysia) so the former supplier of this product to our company directly had an accident here in UK, he was the marketing manager and since he got this accident the monopoly has been broken. Any person now can supply and merge into partnership with the company presently and this is the reason why I’m writing you seeking your interest for assistance. I just want you to act as an intermediary agent to stand the gap between the (sellers of the product and the buyers).This is a big business which will be of a good dividends to both of us I only need your cooperation to make these business successful. I will give you more information about this if you are willing to stand as the agent to supply my company this product.Firstly, I will like to secure a supply contract deal for you as a supplier to the company where i work. Based on percentage, originally the actual purchasing price of these product by the company per Carton is 4,000.00usd while in (Malaysia ) the local selling price is 2,100.00usd and my company needs not less than 200 Cartons.


The reason why I want you to be our agent is to be the link connecting the local seller in Malaysia directly to the buying company then the profit margin will be shared by both of us 40% to you while 60% to me. Your major assistance for me is just for you to talk to my manager that you can supply the company the product and also go in details in terms of price and mode of payment then we can pick up from that point. Get back to me as soon as you receive my email so that i can give you the local seller's number in Malaysia so that you can call her to ask if she have the product in stock to supply you before the manager of our company will send the purchasing manager down to Malaysia to purchase the product from you directly.


Thanks for your cooperation, hope to hear from you soon.


Regards,

Nor Ruzzana Bt Ghafar.

8 comments:

  1. yes the pic. he reminds me of paul.. of netherland. are they sibling? kekekeke

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  2. brutalsolo,

    ruzzana might be a nigerian male living in sentul with student visa.

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  3. ayonik...Paul the bomoh is a brit living in germany.
    underwater scene can be deceitful... dont trust the level of cholestrol that you could have detected.

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  4. salam cikli,
    gelak senak perut abah baca surat cikli balas. Abah yang tak berapa pandai orghe putih pun terus jadi pandai...

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  5. salam abah,

    cakap inggeris ni asal bunyi actually....actually...actually ....ok la tu abah.

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  6. thanks for posting..saya dpt email yg sama through google account and saya google her name which took me few sites...and voilà....scam...ehhh scheme..anyway, thx a lot

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  7. as ahmad,
    scheme, scam, scum, scumbag, skunk.
    dulu saya dapat email yang sama tapi nama penghantarnya mastura. dia pakai nama lawa-lawa mudah lelaki tergoda dengan nama saja haha.

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