Kamu Ada Dua Ekor Lembu

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Parodi  'kamu ada dua ekor lembu' atau 'you have two cows' yang menggunakan lembu sebagai metafora bagi wang, modal dan harta telah wujud seawal tahun 1944 lagi, iaitu 2 tahun sebelum parti anutan Datuk Seri Shahrizat iaitu Umno lahir. Metafora dua ekor lembu juga digunakan untuk menggambarkan perbezaan budaya dan ideologi. (Semua ini bersumber daripada Wikipedia kecuali yang last sekali).

• Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
• Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then gives you some milk.
• Fascism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then sells you some milk.
• Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
• Naziism: You have two cows. The Government shoots you and takes the cows.
• Bureaucracy: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, they shoot one and milk the other then pour the milk down the drain.
• Russian company: You have two cows. You drink some vodka and count them again. You have five cows. The Russian Mafia shows up and takes however many cows you have.
• Californian company: You have a million cows. Most of them are illegals.



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• Malaysian company: You have 8000 cows. They are spherical cows in a vacuum condominium.