Monday, November 28, 2011

Kamu Ada Dua Ekor Lembu

Sumber: Wikipedia
Parodi  'kamu ada dua ekor lembu' atau 'you have two cows' yang menggunakan lembu sebagai metafora bagi wang, modal dan harta telah wujud seawal tahun 1944 lagi, iaitu 2 tahun sebelum parti anutan Datuk Seri Shahrizat iaitu Umno lahir. Metafora dua ekor lembu juga digunakan untuk menggambarkan perbezaan budaya dan ideologi. (Semua ini bersumber daripada Wikipedia kecuali yang last sekali).
  • Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
  • Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then sells you some milk.
  • Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
  • Naziism: You have two cows. The Government shoots you and takes the cows.
  • Bureaucracy: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, they shoot one and milk the other then pour the milk down the drain.
  • Russian company: You have two cows. You drink some vodka and count them again. You have five cows. The Russian Mafia shows up and takes however many cows you have.
  • Californian company: You have a million cows. Most of them are illegals.
  • Sumber: Wikipedia
  • Malaysian company: You have 8000 cows. They are spherical cows in a vacuum condominium. 


  1. dua2 ekor bela sndiri la, jgn bagi org.......hi.hi.hi....

  2. You have no cow. You set up a company. The fund manager inject RM250m capital (peoples money) to the company. And provide some 100 acres land for the cows FOC. You buy 10,000 cows. Cost you about RM20m (RM2,000 each). Infrastructure at the farm cost you RM10m. Opex RM1.2m/yr. Then you need to spend the balance RM229m wisely e.g. business trip RM800k, buy Condo RM11,000,000 (in case the farm get flooded, then we can put the cows at the condo), fixed deposit RM16,000,000 (low risk compare to invest in unit trust). Still got RM200m to spend...hayya what to do? We split - you manage RM100m & I manage RM100m. End of the year we declare project failed. The End.


  4. you have two cows. you made them an ADUN and an MP.

  5. and monthly rental for one condo is RM70,000...

    NR's transformations...

  6. kedua-duanya aku takde.tapi aku selalu minum susu lembu subsidi gomen.

  7. sendiri bela sendiri rasalah :D

  8. salam ziarah...

    tak pernah bela la..=)


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