Sunday, March 22, 2009

Cuba Try PPIMS

PPIMS : Pengajaran Bahasa Inggeris dalam Matematik dan Sains.
Eg.
A Picnic

Today minus one day my family of one dad plus one mum plus two identical twin sisters because of similar X and Y chromosomes add two younger brothers and a lack of melanin pigment in the skin younger sister went to a beach full of white silica.

The sea H2O was so Sodium Chlorided. The sun ray that escaped the O3 in the morning was full of vitamin E that was good for skin pigmentation. However during the afternoon the millions metre per second speed ray caused the dermal layer to sore due to something that seemed to be infinite and went nil in my analogue knowledge.

On the silicate and quartzs , a lot of 2 legged vertebrae mammals enjoying their omnivorous appetite while enjoying staring at 36-24-38 figures of other opposite biological mammal that would cause the serebelum liquid and modula oblongata to stir.

Visitors at the beach multiply when the sun was perpendicular i.e. 90 degree to the x-axis of the earth. The ratio of visitors aged below 15 years and of above 15 years was 3:1, assumming boys of height more than 1.5 metre are above 15 years. 1.4 metre for the opposite sex.

The moon’s nano gravitational force caused tides to ..........

Aaaaa....aku tak sanggup lagi........

Agak-agaknya begitulah rasanya budak sekolah yang memang kelat Bahasa Inggerisnya nak melayari PPSMI. Kalau anda dapat habiskan composition ini tanpa banyak kesalahan grammar, fakta sains dan perkiraan matematik, anda nak sokong PPSMI sampai kenyang pun aku faham... sebab anda memang hebat.
Kalau tak sanggup, fikirlah orang lain sama... Kita semua rakyat Malaysia kan.

3 comments:

  1. 36-24-38?? rasonyo buke makdo. woit... saiz sapo ni?

    CankerSaurus

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  2. HARAP KEMBALI KEPADA SURAH IBRAHIM AYAT EMPAT. KEMUDIAN BACA HADITH YANG BERKAITAN DAN PENDAPAT ULAMA MUKTABAR.
    KEUDA, BACA PERLEMBAGAAN FASAL 152 ;
    KETIGA BCA SEGALA KERTAS SEMINAR MENGENAI BAHASA DAN BUDAYA YANG RIBUAN HALAMAN DI PERPUSTAKAAN
    KETIGA, BACA SEJARAH MUNCULNYA DEWAN BAHASA DAN PUSTAKA ;
    KEEMPAT, BACA, JIKA ADA, atau diizinkan, KERTAS KERJA KEMENTERIAN PENDIDIKAN MENGNEAI PPSMI pencetak dan penjual buku teks yang dipakai dan akan dijul...ahmad

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