Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Ariping Nak Kawin Segera Selepas Tengok Final Piala FA

Ariping berada di beranda rumahnya mengadap Laut Cina Selatan di Kuala Ibai. Mereka menonton rakaman final Piala FA sambil makan ubi rebus.

"Mak! Riping nak u..bi ni...." Ariping bersuara manja sambil menunjukkan ke arah setongkol ubi kayu dalam pinggan arcoroc.

Mak Ariping menjeling. Huh! Taktik lama bapaknya jugak, getus hatinya.

"Nak berbini cakap terang-terang Riping. Budak mana kau berkenan?"

"Budak Kelantang mak....."

"Hisshhhh penyokong Red Warrior tu Riping. Larat ke nanti masuk stadium duduk asing-asing?" Huh! Fanatik penyu betul makcik ni.

"Riping rela mak. Riping dah jatuh hati."

"Berapa lama kau dah kenal mek Kelatang tu?"

"Baru mak."

"Baru? Bila? Dah tahu asal usulnya?"

"Baru jumpa kat Stadium National Bukit Jalil masa final Piala FA baru ni."

"Kau jangan buat lawak Riping. Perempuan kau jumpa kat tempat macam tu nak buat bini?"

"Dia baik mak."

"Mana kau tahu... Kau baru kenal budak mek tu."

Ariping menghulurkan sekeping gambar kepada emaknya.

"Ni gambar budak tu mak."


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Mata emak Ariping tergenang air jernih.

"Mak setuju," emak Ariping membuat keputusan.

"Dua-dua boleh mak?" Tanya Ariping, gatal.

"Dah! Kau jangan nak jadi macam budak Brutalsolo tu pulak."

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23 comments:

  1. Granny HaniJune 15, 2011 at 6:27 PM

    hati2 riping, kang bini org.

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  2. LatifahJune 15, 2011 at 6:28 PM

    MasyaAllah. bagus betul :)
    solat itu tiang agama.

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  3. maemacheJune 15, 2011 at 7:39 PM

    comey sungguh riping..

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  4. MiecyberJune 15, 2011 at 9:15 PM

    Riping yang cool...

    Spratly bergolak ,risiko konflik 6 negara

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  5. NzAJune 15, 2011 at 9:24 PM

    alahai riping...riping.....rasa nk gelak guling2.

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  6. CikliJune 15, 2011 at 10:55 PM

    hani@debumelukut,
    nampak dari sisi macam anak dara...

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  7. CikliJune 15, 2011 at 10:56 PM

    latifah,
    tak semua orang dapat buat tu..
    biasanya buat-buat uzur la.

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  8. CikliJune 15, 2011 at 10:57 PM

    maemache,
    betuoh riping mung

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  9. CikliJune 15, 2011 at 10:58 PM

    miecyber,
    riping pandai menilai

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  10. CikliJune 15, 2011 at 10:59 PM

    NzA,
    riping ke mak riping yang kelakar

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  11. ghost June 16, 2011 at 3:47 AM

    pantang bagi izin..dua2 sekali nak.haha

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  12. b.r.u.t.a.l.s.o.l.oJune 16, 2011 at 10:16 AM

    napa nama dia rape ..rapeing

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  13. MYA EL QAYREENA AZRYANJune 16, 2011 at 10:23 AM

    amboiii belasah 2 seklai ehhh... hurmmmm

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  14. vampire's lovexJune 17, 2011 at 12:34 AM

    bagus riping....amik yg jaga smayang :)

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  15. CikliJune 17, 2011 at 6:28 AM

    ghost writer,
    memang kalau gua pun dapat betis, gua nak peha.

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  16. CikliJune 17, 2011 at 6:29 AM

    brutalsolo,
    itu nama lelaki sejati bro.

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  17. CikliJune 17, 2011 at 6:31 AM

    mya el qayreena,
    typical ni mya

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  18. CikliJune 17, 2011 at 6:32 AM

    vampire's lovex,
    1. jaga semayang
    2. sama-sama minat bola

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  19. sotJune 17, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    Alhamdulillah sejuk perut bakal ibu mertua ripin mengandung.

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  20. CikliJune 17, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    sot,
    ada dua orang, perut abang riping pun boleh tumpang sejuk.

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  21. Fadzli AmirJune 17, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    Memang gua respek la.....tapi nak gak tengok masa lepas sembahyang, camana dressing.....hehehe.....eh bukan tuk aku la....mana tau rekemen kat anak2 sedare...hehehhe

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  22. CikliJune 17, 2011 at 7:18 PM

    fadzli amir,
    bele-bele kena cubit pesen komen lu ni...

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  23. eLLJune 20, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    doh riping buleh dok puan tu?

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Komen anda dihargai.

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