Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Nasib Baik Kak Yong
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Kalau Bumi Bisa Ngomong
"Terima kasih semua kerana perihatin.
Semua di seluruh dunia. Terima kasih, gracias, thank you, denke, syukran, arigatou .....
Tapi buat apa you all pasang lilin banyak-banyak pulak .... I tak fahamlah you ..."
Bacaan tambahan:
Earth Hour, candles and carbon
Friday, March 27, 2009
Earth Hour Lebih 60 Minit dan Lebih Awal
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Cuba Try PPIMS
Today minus one day my family of one dad plus one mum plus two identical twin sisters because of similar X and Y chromosomes add two younger brothers and a lack of melanin pigment in the skin younger sister went to a beach full of white silica.
The sea H2O was so Sodium Chlorided. The sun ray that escaped the O3 in the morning was full of vitamin E that was good for skin pigmentation. However during the afternoon the millions metre per second speed ray caused the dermal layer to sore due to something that seemed to be infinite and went nil in my analogue knowledge.
On the silicate and quartzs , a lot of 2 legged vertebrae mammals enjoying their omnivorous appetite while enjoying staring at 36-24-38 figures of other opposite biological mammal that would cause the serebelum liquid and modula oblongata to stir.
Visitors at the beach multiply when the sun was perpendicular i.e. 90 degree to the x-axis of the earth. The ratio of visitors aged below 15 years and of above 15 years was 3:1, assumming boys of height more than 1.5 metre are above 15 years. 1.4 metre for the opposite sex.
The moon’s nano gravitational force caused tides to ..........
Aaaaa....aku tak sanggup lagi........
Agak-agaknya begitulah rasanya budak sekolah yang memang kelat Bahasa Inggerisnya nak melayari PPSMI. Kalau anda dapat habiskan composition ini tanpa banyak kesalahan grammar, fakta sains dan perkiraan matematik, anda nak sokong PPSMI sampai kenyang pun aku faham... sebab anda memang hebat.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
PPSMI (versi recycle)
Dude di kanan sedang baca Berita Harian, atuk kepada Sinar Harian. Dah lama saya tak baca, apalagi nak beli paper yang ber’surname’kan Harian ni. Last time saya beli Berita Harian kalau tak silap semasa menghadiri konvokesyen abang saya di US (Ulu Sintok daa..) tahun 2005 or 2004 dulu. Saya beli semata-mata nak lapik duduk, memang tak baca pun! Terus buat lapik duduk.
Berita utama yang terpampang di Berita Harian yang lebih kecil, lebih terampil hari tu, Jumaat, 14 November, 2008 ialah “TAK JEJAS PRESTASI UPSR”. Sekilas ikan di air saya dah agak, ini mesti pemberita pisang gallo (butir banyak) yang melaporkan ulasan mana-mana kangkung yang me’relate’kan tentang UPSR dgn PPSMI.
Sampai rumah, buka internet, memang betul. Sah. Sohih. Saya tak nak argue tentang berapa percentage pelajar yang jawab UPSR dalam BM dan BI, atau kertas UPSR tu sendiri yang dwi-bahasa, atau berapa markah lulus untuk gred A B C yang ditetapkan.
Cumanya setahu saya sebab utama orang menentang PPSMI bukan takut UPSR atau SPM atau PMR merudum kelulusannya. Yang lebih utama dikhuatirkan mereka ialah BM jadi terpinggir, hilang kedaulatan, tak power, tak berilmu, jadi vakum dan lain-lain. Sebab tu A Samad Said pun rela janggutnya diputihkan lagi oleh gas pemedih mata!
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Banyaknya Duit Aku
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“Hello and Greetings to you...
I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God for you to help me and myfamily, God almighty will bless and reward you abundantly and you wouldnever re-great this.
I am a female student from Burkina Faso University Teachings Hospitals (BUTH) Burkina Faso, Ouagadougou. I am 23yrs old. I'd like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented. I will love to have a long-term relationship with you and to know more about you.
I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you can be able to help me in this transaction. Well, my father died earlier eight months ago and left I and my junior brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him over sixteen years before his death. I was a princess to him and I am theonly person who can take care of his wealth now because my junior brother is still young and my mother is not literate enough to know all my father's wealth.
He left the sum of $4.350,000.00US dollars. (FOURMILLION THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND) in a security company. This money was annually paid into my late fathers account from Shell petroleum Development Company (spdc) and chevron Oil Company operating in our locality for the compensation of youth and community development in our jurisdiction. I don't know how and what I will do to invest this money somewhere in abroad, so that my father's kindred will not take over what belongs to my father and our family, which they were planning to do without my present because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town.
Now, I urgently need your humble assistance to move this money from the security company to your bank account, That is why I felt happy when I saw your contact because I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me invest this money wisely. I am ready to pay 20% of the total amount to you if you help us in this transaction and another 10% interest of Annual after Income to you, for handling this transaction for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over. If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this fund, kindly reach me. Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free and I hope to commence the transaction asquick as possible, I will send you my photograph as soon as I hear from you.
Yours sincerely,PRINCESS MARIA”
“Dear Friend,
I am the head of Accounts and Audit Department of Bank of Africa, Ouagadougou. I decided to contact you after a careful thought that you may be capable of handling this business transaction which I explained below; In my department, I discovered an abandoned sum of $17.5m US dollars (seventeen million, five hundred thousand US dollars). In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in 2002 in a plane crash.Since i got information about his death, The bank have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because The fund cannot be released unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately I learnt that his supposed next of kin(his son and wife) died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin (I want to present you as his business associate) to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and I don't want this money to go into the Bank treasury as unclaimed Bill.
The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained Unclaimed after seven years, the money will be transferred into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund.The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkina be cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.I agree that 35% of this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10 % will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 55% would be for me .
There after I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated. Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to your account as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as next of kin of the deceased customer. Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.I expect that you contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter, and send me your personal data including your recent passport before i send you the application which you will fill and send to the bank for continuation of this transaction.Hoping to hear from you immediately.
Masjid Guchil Progress Report No. 4
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Trick Nak Tambah Bini
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Akikah, Cikgu Lah dan PPSMI
Alhamdulillah.
Semasa balik kampong baru-baru ini sempat saya menyempurnakan akikah untuk anak teruna bongsu saya. Walaupun si hensem boy berada nun jauh di Sabah.
Majlis selawat sedang elok pula dengan maulid Nabi SAW pada 12 Rabiul awal. Elok sangat tu.
Salah seorang tetamu yang datang adalah cikgu lama saya iaitu Cikgu Lah.
Cikgu Lah mengajar saya pada tahun 1979. Masa itu saya di Kelas 1 Merah, Sekolah Kebangsaan Banggol Guchil. Dia mengajar Bahasa Inggeris. Orangnya memang bekeng.
Suatu hari semasa sedang asyik mendengar cikgu mengajar, pintu kelas diketuk.
“Cikgu....... Nak panggil budak nama Cikli, Cikgu Lah suruh panggil.....” 2 orang pelajar darjah 4 meminta kebenaran cikgu yang sedang mengajar dan membawa saya ke kelas budak darjah 4. Di situ Cikgu Lah sedang duduk di meja guru dengan bengkengnya.
Cikgu Lah terus bertubi-tubi menyoal saya beberapa vocabulary mudah. Saya jawab dalam keadaan tertanya-tanya. Murid kelas itu hanya jadi penonton.
“Sikat apa dalam Inggeris,” soalan terakhir Cikgu Lah.
“Comb,” saya jawab dengan naïf.
“Budak kelas ni tak tahu....Awak rasa mereka ni bodoh ke pandai ?” Mata Cikgu Lah seakan tak sabar menanti jawapan.
Saya serba-salah. Walaupun saya budak darjah satu yang comot, tetapi saya faham Cikgu Lah mahukan jawapan ‘bodoh’ daripada saya. Nak tak nak, saya jawab juga.
“Bodoh”
Bila dah besar barulah saya faham psikologi dan strategi pedagogi yang dimainkan oleh Cikgu Lah walaupun saya masih tak bersetuju langsung dengan cara itu. Masih lagi saya teringat dalam perjalanan pulang dari sekolah pada hari itu, saya mendengar ada 2 orang budak sedang bercakap sambil menunjuk ke arah saya,
“Ni lah budak yang kata kita bodoh tadi !”
Saya bersekolah kampung. Walaupun ada kemajuan sekarang, tetapi tahap Bahasa Inggeris anak-anak sekolah rendah sekarang kurang lebih macam itu juga saya rasa. Masih struggling anak-anak nak menghafal vocabulary mudah. Jadi macam mana sekarang ini mereka hendak mendarab-bahagi dan mengenal tumbuh-tumbuhan dan species katak dengan bahasa yang saya terpaksa (dipaksa) katakan mereka ‘bodoh’ ini ?
Talhah diapit oleh si biri dan si kambing.
Umno Penganut Fahaman Politik Abdul Wahib ?
Kerajaan bersidang bawah pokok, Menteri Pasola, musang berjanggut, Datuk Nikah Kawin, alif-mim-nun-wau sarkis dan macam-macam lagi.
Semasa sedang bertungkus-lumus menyiapkan satu proposal malam Selasa lalu, saya beberapa kali diganggu oleh cerita Tiga Abdul yang sedang ditayangkan di TV. Semacam sengaja pula filem itu ditayangkan oleh pihak stesen TV dalam situasi politik masa kini.
Ada 2 perkara yang menarik minat saya pada malam itu, kedua-duanya daripada Abdul Wahib.
1. Demokrasi Terpimpin
Terjadi dialog antara Abdul Wahab dan Abdul Wahib mengenai pembahagian harta pusaka walaupun ayahanda mereka belum meninggal dunia, tengah sakit tenat. Lebih kurang begini,
Abdul Wahib : Mari kita bahagikan harta pusaka ayahanda secara demokrasi.
Abdul Wahab : Bagaimana?
Abdul Wahib : Begini, kekanda abang yang tua. Kekanda akan mati dulu. Jadi berikan semua harta kepada adinda, kekanda jangan ambil satu sen pun. Itulah demokrasi.
Abdul Wahab : Demokrasi apa?
Abdul Wahib : Demokrasi terpimpin.
2. Derhaka
Sejurus sahaja ayahanda mereka menghembuskan nafas yang terakhir, Abdul Wahib berkata,
"Tengok, hanya nama kekanda berdua (Abdul Wahab dan Abdul Wahib) sahaja yang disebut ayahanda, itu tandanya adinda anak yang durhaka!"
Saya ingat inilah fahaman yang sedang dianut oleh sesetengah orang dan kebanyakan penjilat media sekarang. Patutlah kita semakin hari semakin lemas.
Monday, March 9, 2009
Kesetiaan Kepada Raja Dan Negara
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Buli Dalam Bahasa Inggeris
Buli berlaku di setiap peringkat. Dalam negara demokrasi kita, yang majoriti membuli siang dan malam dengan menyalahgunakan setiap kuasa dan jabatan dan jentera dan kederat dan duit dan media yang ada.
Yang kaya membuli yang pokai dengan mengenakan bunga dan riba pada setiap ‘pertolongan’ yang dihulurkan.
Yang berpangkat membuli yang kemacai dengan memveto sana-sini.
Yang rasuah membuli yang jujur.
Yang jahil dan goblok membuli yang ingin mengamalkan agama.
Yang terpaksa dihormati dan disanjungi membuli yang terpaksa menghormati dan menyanjungi.
Yang jahil nombor dan persamaan terasa amat dibuli dengan PPSMI.
Yang kedana dibuli dengan harga beras yang melambung dan stok Beras Nasional yang Chipsmore.
Walaubagaimanapun, isunya sekarang ialah anak-anak sekolah kita yang suka membuli. Terlampau cara bulinya. Anak siapakah yang bengong ini. Adakah ibu bapanya memang bengong sebab itulah anaknya bengong? Sesetengahnya pijak semut pun tak mati di depan ibu bapa mereka, tetapi menjadi kepala pengat bila di belakang.
Buli kadang-kadang menjadi tradisi di sesetengah sekolah dan institusi, cuma tidak dihebohkan. Ianya seakan-akan diiktiraf pula. Menjadi kebanggaan bagi golongan senior untuk membuli puak junior.
Pihak berwajib yang diketuai oleh sepupu Najib amat perlu mengambil langkah dan tindakan yang boleh melenyapkan perbuatan buli di sekolah dan oleh anak-anak sekolah ini.
Cadangan saya, wajibkan buli dibuat dalam Bahasa Inggeris.
Jika buli dalam bahasa ibunda masing-masing, tindakan tegas dalam Bahasa Inggeris akan dikenakan.
Jika tak pandai nak membuli dalam Bahasa Inggeris, maka jadilah pelajar yang baik dan bertimbang rasa.